To co-incide with Hustler Magazine’s release of the 3D porn parody of Avatar, Fleshlight have revealed a new alien sex toy that promises to ‘abduct your penis and send it spiraling through a real milky way’!  The new Fleshlight contains a radical new inner texture, with convoluted ribbed vortexes that are literally…out of this world.  Astronomers have been debating for years on whether we are lone masturbators in the universe or if there really is any other fuckable lifeforms out there. Watching ‘This Aint Avatar XXX’ whilst tugging away with the Fleshlight Alien might not solve the age old question, but it will certainly send your penis into another universe. 

You can buy the Fleshlight Alien Avatar Toy Here

The Fleshlight and its more recent upstart rival the Tenga Flip Hole have been waging war for the last two years in the battle to be crowned the world’s number 1 male sex toy.  It’s been a fierce battle, and Fleshlight have not been willing to give up their undisputed crown easily.  Male masturbator fans seem evenly split on this one.  Fleshlight fans point to the amazing realism of their favourite sex toy, the wide variety of exchangable inner sleeves, the tried and tested durability of a Fleshlight…Tenga Flip Hole adherents say that their joy toy has improved upon the Fleshlight, and point to the unique variety of intense vaccum induced sensations that the Flip can produce at the touch of a button.

But now the war between Fleshlight and Tenga has become very serious indeed.  The makers of the legendary Fleshlight have taken the Japanese sex toy company Tenga to court over alleged patent infringements.  Fleshlight executive Vice President Brian Shubin claims that :

“There are about six, and as many as eight, products that are in violation of at least one of our patents…Each company that’s named in this is in one way violating a patent or trademark.”

This is interesting, if a little sad.  Whether or not Tenga have copied the Fleshlight in any way, it’s undeniable that their toys incorporate groundbreaking features that could in no way have come from the Fleshlight.  I’m not sure what a guilty verdict would mean.  Would it be the end of Tenga eggs and even the Flip Hole???  I hope sincerely not, but if you haven’t already bought the Flip, perhaps you should hurry up.

You can Buy the Tenga Flip Hole Here

And the Fleshlight Here

Fleshlight, the best selling male sex toy range in the world, is now shipping directly to European customers. Vistors to the Fleshlight Home Page are now re-directed to their own European version of the site, with prices in Euros and other modifications.  Orders placed on the Fleshlight will also ship directly to European customers from a distribution center based in Europe.

The American website has also undergone some interesting changes with simpler navigation and easier access to their video library.

With the likes of Tenga now increasing its share of the world-wide market and RealTouch threatning to take off in Europe when it finally goes on sale there (there is massive interest in the RealTouch in Germany), it looks like Fleshlight is having to raise its game still further to stay at the top of the pile.  Good news for male sex toy fans!

A new Fleshlight with a very horny gothic flavour, released just in time for halloween – the Succu Dry Vampire sex toy.  Personally, pretty goth girls drive me crazy.  Unfortunately, my attempts to fuck one have met with no success, not even hanging around the local cemetry has gotten me any joy.  Short of becoming a Goth myself, this new Fleshlight toy is the closest I’m likely to come to ever being sucked dry by one of those rather scary but horny as hell babes.

The Succu Dry is made from the same material (Real Feal Super Skin) that has made Fleshlight the bestselling male sex toy in the world.  The inner texture is new and quite different, however.  Tiny fangs gently grip at your penis, creating a quite novel sensation, especially with the vampire teeth in the orifice opening.

Click to read more about the Succu Dry Vampire sex toy from Fleshlight.

Succudry Fleshlight Vampire Sex Toy

The Fleshlight Vibro was released last month (october) to the claim that it represents ‘the next generation of the best selling male sex toy in the world’.  The new vibrating Fleshlight is available in the original standard texture as the original as well as two new special inner sleeves designed to maximise the pleasure of the virbating sensation – the ‘Touch’ and the ‘Cyclone’.